G Em/F
A slice of pizza isn’t breakfast and a snack is not a cigarette,

C D7
a push-up’s not a marathon, the Internet is a not a friend

G Em/F
This dorm room’s not a party and this college ain’t a city

C D7
Not everything you say or do must qualify as “filthy”


G Em/F
When I watch Walter White whip up large quantities of meth

C D7
It makes me feel a little better riding the superhighway to death

G Em/F
This desk is cluttered with medicine and pins and paper and keys

C D7
When I overdose on Netflix that’s how they’ll remember me

G Em/F
An unorganized pseudo-misanthrope

C D7
who showered once a year

G Em/F
Can you hear the screams shooting out of my hair, saying

C D7
“get me the heck outta here”



C D7 G Em/F
and I know that everything won’t be alright if I keep writing songs all sound the

C D7 G Em/F
same, and I know that everything won’t be alright if I can’t decide how I feel about my

C D7 G Em/F
name, and I know the future’s gonna suck just as long as you aren’t

C D7 G
in it. If my life becomes a movie, i’ll surely lose the ticket


(((((Gx4 - Bb - A))))))) x 2


G
I’ll dye my hair so it matches that Boris album cover

Em/F
but I won’t ever put any rings in my nose cause I’d never wanna upset my mother

C
Simply put, I’m a nervous wreck who will scare off people I’ll consider lovers

D7
there’s no reason to explore New York when most of Yoshi’s Island remains undiscovered


C D7 G Em/F
The risks I wanna take will put me in jail, or worse, I’ll get shipped off to the Prison of

C D7 G Em/F
Remorse. This body’s been dead for a while already, my brain has a license and it’s driving a

C D7 G Em/F
hearse. I’ve never uttered an honest word and I don’t care about my image, but I

C D7 G
totally have and I totally do

C D7 Em/F
I totally have and I totally do

C D7 G
I totally have and I totally do